Tumblr Thread: Crime Man Saves The Day With Crime

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mattstaff
Jul 19, 2020 2:00 PM EDT

This is one of the silliest things we've ever read, and we absolutely love it. Especially that twist at the end with the robber having his pickup truck stolen while he was trying to rob a store. Clearly, Crime Man is somewhere out there getting out ahead of crimes by committing crimes first. 

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    Text - charlesoberonn Follow New superhero: Crime Man. He stops crimes exclusively by comitting crimes. He out-crimes the criminals. soft-riddler Follow The Punisher does this and the crime is murder charlesoberonn Follow The Punisher doesn't stop crime, he punishes criminals. Big difference. OCrime Man is more proactive than that. soft-riddler Follow So what you really mean is like. A totalitarian government that profiles people and arrests them before they commit crimes (which is a crime) char
    via Crime Man: The Origin (this is quite the journey)
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    Text - mr-elementle Follow *A mugger threatening me with a knife* Give me your money! *Crimeman appearing from the darkness with a bigger knife* NO CRIMINAL! You give me YOUR money! sudokobitch Follow I love the efforts to get deeply analytical and political but op just shuts them down with no crime man does CRIME BUT BEΤΤER jadensilver Follow He finds out someone's planning to rob the bank so he robs it first so there isn't any money left when they get there. dikubutto Follow Armed robbery? Hol
    via Crime Man: The Origin (this is quite the journey)
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    Text - charlesoberonn Follow madamesehun #Imao #what would crimeman's costume look like? shirt and pants with horizontal black and white stripes A black domino mask A dark grey wool hat a big sack with a dollar sign on it where he stores his gadgets a yellow sash reading "CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS"
    via Crime Man: The Origin (this is quite the journey)
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    Cartoon - micaxiii Follow I drew fanart did I get it right? MESLEVE DO NOT CRO3st
    via Crime Man: The Origin (this is quite the journey)
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    Text - You do the crime, you get the crime. charlesoberonn Follow #1 don't know why but I have a strong desire to have Crime Man on my blog The plan is working!
    via Crime Man: The Origin (this is quite the journey)
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    Vehicle - werewolfie Follow Tis2019 0011:30 n. i AZFAMILY.COM Police: Man's pickup truck stolen while he was robbing store Crime Man strikes again
    via Crime Man: The Origin (this is quite the journey)

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